Who I am
I am a monkey at id Software.
I implement bugs in the id games to keep the other programmers busy.
I am interested in the punctuated equilibrium of male endurance and female emotional unpredictability.
What I like
I like to explore the vast range of emotional transitions of the human mind.
What you should do if you want to maintain my job
You should buy id games.
What I need
A girlfriend who can keep me in line.
Website idea by Richard Tonge and Erwin Coumans ;-)